There is a very particular segment of the population that maintains a functioning Zombie Apocalypse Contingency Plan. Fortunately, those people are the same ones who are currently reading this blog instead doing the homework/housework/work-work they should be doing. Welcome, friend!
Chinese society, on the other hand, is extremely superstitious – a fact I’ve exploited to encourage good behavior in my students (i.e. terror and panic). The mere mention of ghosts, goblins, or Tom Cruise sends my coworkers scurrying in self-defecation, so I tend to tone down the macabre during office hours.
Nevertheless, I recently found out that my school, defiantly located in the middle of nowhere, was also built on top of an ancient Chinese burial ground. Obviously, this is not an educational aspect the academic officials wish to emphasize. However, it also seems like only a matter of time before the zombies rise up and wreak their revenge. And I’m not going down without a fight.
So whether you’re facing Thanksgiving dinner with the in-laws or staring down the barrel at a horde of flesh-eaters, this playlist is guaranteed to get you through:
You Give Love a Bad Name – Bon Jovi
Bad – Michael Jackson
Welcome to the Jungle – Guns N’ Roses
Back in Black – AC/DC
Crazy Train – Ozzy Osbourne
Highway to Hell – AC/DC
A Little Less Conversation – Elvis Presley
Bad to the Bone – George Thorogood
It’s My Life – Bon Jovi
Flash’s Theme – Queen
(Honorable mention! Radar Love – Golden Earring)
Give ‘em hell,
A
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