My love affair with J. Crew started casually. We met at a frat party and flirted across a sequined cardigan with structured stitching. Soon we were spending the weekend boat shoes together and coming home to meet my parents for holiday cocktail dresses. It was only a matter of time before they asked to walk me down the aisle in a satin strapless bodice with pearl-studded fascinator. Were we moving too fast? Who’s to say? But now they keep hinting at cashmere burping blankets and I’m just not sure if I’m ready for that kind of commitment. Then again...
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1) They come in every size and color.
Are you American Classic? French Country? I guarantee you J. Crew carries the child that fits your fashion.
2) They never go out of style.
With exception to a brief period during the early 90’s, children have always been considered must-have accessories.
3) They have a return policy.
Maybe the fit is off, or you ordered too many pairs. Whatever the reason, regretful parents needn’t feel obligated anymore – no questions asked. Heck, even if you take off their tags, you can always put ‘em up on EBay!
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